6 Tips for Creating a Miserable, Long-Term Relationship With a Narcissist

Hey, I wouldn’t recommend it, but I was desperate at one time.

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I know! I was that person that felt like I couldn’t live without her. The anxiety and emptiness I felt with her lack of presence couldn’t be explained! It was sick! Here are a few things you can do to guarantee a pleasant, soul-sucking lasting relationship with Satan himself!

• No feelings, none, nada, blank, zero! Whatever it is you are feeling, keep it to yourself! Shut your mouth and smile. You MUST believe all the delusion that rolls so freely off their tongue.
• Throw your intuitions out the door! When your “spidey” senses go off because you feel something isn’t exactly right, just ignore them and roll with it. You can’t question them. No questions! Just get used to being anxiety-ridden and feeling like complete shit.
• Find a local mental institution and put your name on the list. Make sure they accept walk-ins because when you snap, which you will, just go there immediately. You will have a sense of anger overcome you, and it will sometimes feel uncontrollable! If you need to, go ahead and lay into the asshole and cuss them out. They love that; it feeds into their victim mentality. Do your best to hold it together because your bed is waiting!