Can you ever get back on a Covert Narcissist good side?

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So, you miss the Narcissist in your life?

Why, indeed you can!

Here’s how:

Apologies: I mean, damn, right? You’re probably used to apologizing for shit that’s not your fault. Just do it again, and be sincere about it. You will get close.

Accept: Accept that they only came back because the other “one” left them. Do you know? That “one” they said was treating them so well? Accept it all; ignore it. Accept they can quickly go and fuck and suck someone else in the blink of an eye. You are getting closer.

Fault: Yep, go ahead and accept it. You want to get back on their good side, right? All the reactions you had to their manipulative mind fucks, your fault! Damn, you’re getting close now! It’s your fault you can’t trust them!

Delusion: Put earplugs in, and nod, and believe every painstaking sense of deception they are spewing. Hey! You wanted to get back on their good side, right? So at least act like you’re interested.

Chase: I mean, really chase them. Make them feel like “you” know you lost a good thing. What? They are giving you one-word responses?? You’re getting so damn close! Keep emailing them and texting, hoping they unblocked you. Remind them of everything you are working on to know how committed you are to getting back on their…