How to Spot a Covert Narcissists

It’s fairly easy once you know what you are looking for.

Chris Freyler
3 min readJun 2, 2024
Photo by Xuan Nguyen on Unsplash

Oh, my god. Where have you been my whole life? I’ve never met anyone like you. I can’t believe how much we have in common.

You are nothing like my other ex’s. They were so abusive. I even had to get a restraining order on two of them because they wouldn’t leave me alone. Yea, I know. They were that crazy!

Are you serious? I love that too.

We have so much in common. I honestly think you might be my soulmate! I know we only met last week, but I fucking love you.

I can’t wait for you meet my friends. I mean, I don’t really have any, but I can’t wait for you to meet them if I ever get friends.

Of course I do Yoga. I’m a spiritual guru. Why do you think we connected so well?

It’s all about acceptance, awareness and forgiveness. This is very important, make sure you remember those three words when you find out I’m married, and all the numerous guys on the side.

I tend to stretch the truth, and lie a little bit. I mean, it’s small lies, but the more bonded you get to me is when the whole truth, and nothing but the truth will come out. It’s gonna hurt, I’m not going to lie. It will destroy you.



Chris Freyler

Mistake Maker Extraordinaire .Writing from a place I don’t understand at times. I write to help myself, in return hope it helps you. Just another Quora guy.