Signs You Stopped Giving a Fuck
The signs could be subtle, or drastic, but it could be what’s wrong in life.
You’re alarm goes off at 4am, you hit snooze a couple times and get up at 4:30am. You walk to the bathroom to take a piss, miss, and it goes all over the floor. The clean up can wait until tomorrow.
You look in the mirror, and skip the positive affirmation bullshit. There are enough of those fake ass clowns on YouTube to take your spot. You cough up a loogy, spit it in the shower, but miss the drain, again, fuck it. You are showering tomorrow, you will worry about it then.
You thought about brushing your teeth, but why? Today is your day, and you guessed it, you don’t give a fuck. There are messages you need to reply to for work, you haven’t spoke to your family in days, laundry needs to be done, the electric bill is late, wait, WTF?
How long have you been not giving a fuck?
You walk to the kitchen in your birthday suit, yep, you didn’t even get dressed. This is the day of not giving a fuck, remember?
You get on the scale as you munch on some Oreo’s. The crumbs are falling out of your mouth on to your protruding belly. It’s here you notice you’re 7lbs heavier than the previous week. Fuck it, tomorrow you will…
